Blumpkin
Meaning
Blumpkin is the act of giving oral sex, while the recipient is on the toilet, defecating.
The phenomenon is similar to the practices like Angry Pirate, which are aiming at the humiliation of the female, while giving pleasure to the male participants.
If the recipient is a female, then the act is referred to as a clumpkin.
Origin
The mind that came up with the idea of doing this is unknown, since the phenomenon has been in the vocabulary of every boy in his early teens, for generations.
It is not known, whether someone actually practices blumpkin, but it is completely plausible, seeing how people are into a lot of weird fetishes.
It has been present in the archives of Urban Dictionary since 2004.
Spread and Usage
The pure absurdity of the practice was already a big motivator for teenagers to spread the name, though what made blumpkin an even bigger sensation was, when an online myth started circulating, stating, that if a man comes and takes a shit at the same time, then he’ll die.
Similarly to the myth of the 30 years of virginity, most of us never get to experience if it is true or not, but maybe there are some forgotten heroes out there that know the truth.
External References
- Urban Dictionary – blumpkin